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Bea Arthur's Posse
cycomonkey
22 July 2005 @ 09:22 am
Today is the first day of the rest of our lives...  
In Ohio. That is where I am. Puppy sitting for family. So now I have $40 and that makes me feel wealthy.

I found a plethora of cats in my cousin's barn that I would bring home to [info]wickedchicken so she would exhaust her catalog of names, but 1) I don't think they would all fit in the van and 2) Even if they did, cats don't generally like car rides and it's over 7 hours, which would just be mean. A lot of them are tabby cats which prompted me to say "Holy shit, McGonnagal had kittens!"

I need to go take a shower and stuff cos I didn't take one yesterday. Also I'm writing a paper about ligers. It's a surprise, I'll post it. Because I think I'm a genius. DISAGREE ALL YOU WANT BUT ... Yeah you're probably right.
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fictionbya[info]fictionbya on July 22nd, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC)

Ligers! Bred for their skills in magic :-D

Man, I gotta get me a Napoleon Dynamite icon
Bea Arthur's Posse: Hey Kids![info]cycomonkey on July 24th, 2005 06:13 am (UTC)
That kind of bigotry is exactly what this scathing expose is setting out to dispell! LIGERS ARE NOT MAGIC! Ligers are very big and deserve respect because ... they are very big.

(This paper is going to be a mockery of true journalism setting out to facetiously take down Napoleon and all of the liger jokes that stemmed from it. Sample thought for sentence: "Since the ludacris film Napoleon Dynamite gained such ridiculous popularity, the liger has become widely regarded as a red headed step child of the animal kingdom, with rumors and jokes flying far and wide about the true origin and nature of these awesome beasts." "If you think the liger has it bad, the poor wee tigons got an even shorter end of the stick, even Napoleon mocks them." RESPECT THE LIGER!)
nonplussed[info]nonplussed on July 22nd, 2005 04:43 pm (UTC)
where in ohio are you?

i promise i won't stalk!
Bea Arthur's Posse: This is the only immortality you[info]cycomonkey on July 24th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
Springfield and Enon. I'm in Enon right now at my aunt's house :) I love the basement cos it's like a cave that never sees the light of day.

What about you?
nonplussed[info]nonplussed on July 24th, 2005 11:14 pm (UTC)
i think i know where springfield is but i have no idea where enon is. (there's a band called enon though!)

i'm in cleveland. actually, willoughby - it's about 15 minutes from downtown cleveland.
Profound Carnivorous Wordsmith[info]wickedchicken on July 22nd, 2005 05:13 pm (UTC)
haha, I want two kittens so I can name one Napoleon by the way. And a female I would name Tina...so I can feed her ham and stuff.

And you're a genius for writing your paper on ligers...please include Napoleon's drawing, haha, or even better, draw your own idea of a liger. I'm laughing just thinking about this.
Bea Arthur's Posse: The horror... the horror...[info]cycomonkey on July 24th, 2005 06:14 am (UTC)
Don't laugh at them! Everyone laughs at them! AND OH GOD THE TIGONS! Don't giggle or scoff, they need love and respect just like everyone else!

KITTENS DON'T EAT HAM! GOSH!
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